Purgatory's Gates

1 to me at this point in time the idea of paying my dues to get in through the pearly gates has about as much appeal as buying a time share in some vastly obscure vacation spot in the off-off season with the possibility of reincarnation I probably wouldn't be able to get anyone to trade

2 what do people possibly talk about in heaven if only the pious who've spent their lives talking salvation get in what do they have to say once they've been saved do they suddenly develop an interest in cinema ? ? ?

3 I plan to go to hell everyone I know will be there I prefer it warm I'm sure I've already done enough evil to get in and they can't make eternity last any longer if I do a little more

A picture of the sculpture is here.