The Uptight Men

pants pulled up beneath their armpits
even then their ball don't show

you know them
they have all the answers

the uptight men

worn black shoes are highly polished
stiff starch shirts are white as bone
not one hair is on their collars

you know them
they have all the answers

the uptight men

please don't worry
they won't touch you
they don't even touch themelves

you know them
they have all the answers

the uptight men

they rail against our social structure
we're all bad to them you know
failed priests, rentacops and latent teachers

you know them
they have all the answers

the uptight men

mommy says be home by midnight
without question they comply
no friends no girls no sex oh my

you know them
they have all the answers

the uptight men

they slant the facts to suit their reasoning
as if we're all to dumb to know
their resolve is weaker than their logic

you know them
they have all the answers

the uptight men